9:05: Nope. That is def the best way to start a show. Any show. TV, Movies, Broadway, VMAs...for realz. Any show.
9:07: Whoa. I just realized the wife is is Coach Taylor's sister. FNL is my favorite show of all time. OF ALL TIME!
9:08: She is making a niche of playing crazies.
9:08: Crazy breeds crazy!
9:06: Take it away Sue!
9:07: You can't strike children on their fair buttox with razor sharp bamboom stick. Yes we cane" Go Canes! Wait...never mind...
9:08: Lingo for an interview...via sattelitte. I think she has the best lines in the entire show.
9:09: Why is she always dressed like a Catholic school girl? It's weird...just go to Nerinx already. Musical theatre is HUGE there.
9:10: One word comes to mind...HA
9:10: SO MANY LOLZ
9:11: Why are the coaches shorts always so short...PS Auditioning for the role of kicker. Perfect.
9:12: I just almost spit my beer out from the LOLZ
9:15: The most hilarious thing about this baby situation is that all of my friends thought that in high school, if you give a guy a HJ in the hot tub, everyone in the hot tub is going to get pregs. OBVI. God, they don't teach people anything in public school.
9:20: Oooohhh...Lynch Pinn...like Jane Lynch...inside joke? maybe? maybe not?
9:21: Bitch has got some fierce cheek bones. Or maybe it's the lighting.
9:23: I miss pointe. Actually not. I miss the idea of it. It hurts like fuck. My big toenail broke in half once and bled all over the place. Yeah. True story. Gross true story, but true story nonetheless.
9:24: Aw Rach is making me sad.
9:27: I'm pretty sure the MacSnackWrap is a Big Mac wrapped in a...wrap. People wraps are not any better for you. If you are going to eat a burger, go to a good burger place.
9:28: YES. WSS. What if they restaged WSS as like the Chinese vs the Mongolians. The sad thing is no one that wasn't Asian would know the difference.
9:30: Oh shit things just got serious.
9:30: Quinn is obvi not preggers. She is just a desperate idiot. I mean if you're going to get pregnant you should at least do the durty. Stupid Quinn.
9:32: YES! Dancing football players!
9:32: Dude, she isn't telling anybody because she's not pregnant...LIKE YOUR WIFE.
9:33 On a side not...blogging, watching and drinking are hard to do all at once. Whew. I'm worn out.
9:36: Sick. Since when do children's movies show a dude on the toilet. Barf me.
9:38: Comb through the hair...slap the buttox! OMG LOLZ ALPENTY
9:40: Bc you got me drunk on wine coolers and felt fat that day. Wow. That, as sad as it sounds, is the exact way thinking a high schooler would feel if she got pregnant.
9:45: A big gay team of dancing gays. Perfect
9:45: What his face's scarf is so gay.
9:55: I've known. I've known since you were three. You wanted a pair of sensible heels. OOOOMMMMGGG...i just LOLED like you would't believe. For realz. This show is hilarious.
9:58: Well I'll tell you my secret Western Ohio...
10:00: I don't know if I like drunk blogging. It's hard. I can't watch it fully. If only had Tivo. \
HINT HINT: Who wants to be my blog patron and provide me cable/tivo...I know you are out there somewhere!
Probably not...maybe my parents will buy it for me for christmas
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