sorry I meant what's a GAY horse's favorite food

this whole thing is stupid because I think all horses love hay. and carrots. and my fingers. fuckin' horses.

Athens what what

Athfest this weekend woot woot...saw the best band of the weekend tonight...The Empties rock the shit out of Athens. Literally. They kicked all the poop in Athens out of the city.

ANYWAYS...This weekend kicked bootay. Skinterns. The endend. booboo. whompwhomp. dinkdink.

What's a horses favorite food?

HAAAAY

2 beers, a mojito, and a rum and coke

Yeah I'm a lightweight on occasion...SO? Shut up...especially you...yeah you, you know who I'm talking about...

ANYWAYS...Metallica hates me. Or at least their fans do. I don't care. As long as they don't come at me with weapons. Whomp whomp. Yeah, I linked shit. I know how to do that now. So SHUT UP.

ANYWAYS...I haven't blogged in a long time. Why? I don't know! Quit being confrontational! Actually I think it's because I've been just too drunk. What is up with that? I don't know. Why did I italicize too? I don't know, but I'm too drunk to undo it. That is why this blog is so great. Because I'm drunk on it and I do drunk things, like not caring if words or italicized or not. that word is weird!

ANYWAYS...Go Atlanta Dream! This is their inaugural season and they will win at least one game! For sure! Or not...I don't know. They are 0-11 soooooooo...whomp whomp dink dink boobooboo. whatevs...i think i am better at basketball than them and I suck...BAD. I played from 4th grade to 8th and I made, maybe, 8 points...THE ENTIRE TIME...my first point was a free throw my 8th grade year...SO? I have other talents like...shiny hair and...um, SHUT UP...I'll think of something later when you aren't judging me.

SOOOOO...I'll be posting again later...until then...THUNDERSTICKS!