Drunkblogging Glee (Beer...an unspecified amount)

9:00: Ok amazing already. There probably couldn't be a more awesome way to start a show.

9:05: Nope. That is def the best way to start a show. Any show. TV, Movies, Broadway, VMAs...for realz. Any show.

9:07: Whoa. I just realized the wife is is Coach Taylor's sister. FNL is my favorite show of all time. OF ALL TIME!

9:08: She is making a niche of playing crazies.

9:08: Crazy breeds crazy!

9:06: Take it away Sue!

9:07: You can't strike children on their fair buttox with razor sharp bamboom stick. Yes we cane" Go Canes! Wait...never mind...

9:08: Lingo for an interview...via sattelitte. I think she has the best lines in the entire show.

9:09: Why is she always dressed like a Catholic school girl? It's weird...just go to Nerinx already. Musical theatre is HUGE there.

9:10: One word comes to mind...HA

9:10: SO MANY LOLZ

9:11: Why are the coaches shorts always so short...PS Auditioning for the role of kicker. Perfect.

9:12: I just almost spit my beer out from the LOLZ

9:15: The most hilarious thing about this baby situation is that all of my friends thought that in high school, if you give a guy a HJ in the hot tub, everyone in the hot tub is going to get pregs. OBVI. God, they don't teach people anything in public school.

9:20: Oooohhh...Lynch Pinn...like Jane Lynch...inside joke? maybe? maybe not? 

9:21: Bitch has got some fierce cheek bones. Or maybe it's the lighting. 

9:23: I miss pointe. Actually not. I miss the idea of it. It hurts like fuck. My big toenail broke in half once and bled all over the place. Yeah. True story. Gross true story, but true story nonetheless.

9:24: Aw Rach is making me sad.

9:27: I'm pretty sure the MacSnackWrap is a Big Mac wrapped in a...wrap. People wraps are not any better for you. If you are going to eat a burger, go to a good burger place.

9:28: YES. WSS. What if they restaged WSS as like the Chinese vs the Mongolians. The sad thing is no one that wasn't Asian would know the difference. 

9:30: Oh shit things just got serious.

9:30: Quinn is obvi not preggers. She is just a desperate idiot. I mean if you're going to get pregnant you should at least do the durty. Stupid Quinn.

9:32: YES! Dancing football players!

9:32: Dude, she isn't telling anybody because she's not pregnant...LIKE YOUR WIFE.

9:33 On a side not...blogging, watching and drinking are hard to do all at once. Whew. I'm worn out. 

9:36: Sick. Since when do children's movies show a dude on the toilet. Barf me.

9:38: Comb through the hair...slap the buttox! OMG LOLZ ALPENTY

9:40: Bc you got me drunk on wine coolers and felt fat that day. Wow. That, as sad as it sounds, is the exact way thinking a high schooler would feel if she got pregnant.

9:45: A big gay team of dancing gays. Perfect

9:45: What his face's scarf is so gay.

9:55: I've known. I've known since you were three. You wanted a pair of sensible heels. OOOOMMMMGGG...i just LOLED like you would't believe. For realz. This show is hilarious.

9:58: Well I'll tell you my secret Western Ohio...

10:00: I don't know if I like drunk blogging. It's hard. I can't watch it fully. If only had Tivo.  \

HINT HINT: Who wants to be my blog patron and provide me cable/tivo...I know you are out there somewhere! 

Probably not...maybe my parents will buy it for me for  christmas

Around 7 beers...but some of them were tall boys so I don't really know what that comes out to...

So let me start off by saying...I. love. college. football. Ok that is an exaggeration. I don't really give a shit about any football that isn't Miami football. HOWEVSIES...we dominated tonight and I could not be happier. For realz. If we had lost I would probably be pissed off for at least the next two days. At least. You might think to yourself, "Roni? Pissed off? I can't picture it" Well bitches it is not something you want to picture. I'm trying to think of an example of when I've been angry recently but, ah, well, nothing is coming to mind. But trust, you don't want to see it. Just ask someone I've been angry at. Like Sr. Marie Louise. Fucking beyotch.

ANYIMDRINKINGNATTYLIGHTAT1AMONAMONDAY....so...scooters! Jokes...I'm joking...I'm so over scooters. In other news, John Nolan came to visit this weekend. For all of my many readers out there (I know there are at least 12 of you) John is pretty much my bff aeaeae. If you don't know what bffaeae means...well, you are obviously unaware of Miley Cirus' oeuvre. And for that I pity you. Because she's just being Miley. And at the end of the day, aren't we all? 

SO. Let's get back on track. John was great. We had a super duper time. These were our observations:

If you add "a go go" to the end of anything it makes it way cooler

For example:

"What would you like to eat tonight?"

"I think I'd like Mexican"

boring

"What would you like to eat tonight?"

"I think I'd like Mexican a go go"

AWESOME!

Also, any time you make a statement about life, ask the question: "Thoughts? Thoughts?" It has the potential for amazingness

for example...or as the spanish like to say "por eljemple"

full disclosure: I have no effing clue what the spanish say

"What would you like to eat tonight?"

"I think I"d like Mexican (a go go, if you so choose). Thoughts, thoughts?"

See? It only gets better the more you use it. So start using it more. And I will leave you at that.

Thoughts? Thoughts?