that shit below...cont'd

I just realized my picture on this blog looks like I am snorting coke. NOT TRUE! How dare you think that! In fact, I am positioning a little plastic mermaid on top of my drink. Why do I have a miniature plastic mermaid on top of my drink in the first place? That is not for you to judge! Now stop reading and continue drinking your vodka and robo or whatever you sluts are drinking these days.

Also, thanks Laura for driving me home tonight. For realz.

three rather large glasses of cab and three beers

You know what's funny? Twins. My friend dated a twin and he said he didn't want to be friends anymore. However she was still friends with his identical twin brother. I was like, lady, why don't you just call the one twin the other twins name? He might be cool with that. You never know...fucking twins.

BTW I need a job.

wine...lots of wine...maybe like six or seven? its really up in the air

SOOOO...wine...who doesn't love it? Today I was in church. I fucking haaate going to church. I was drunk still. During the sign of peace my mom says "You smell like liquor" and I go, "I know! Shut up whore!"

Ok so I didn't call my mom a whore in church but I did know I smelled like liquor. SO...SHUT UP??? Don't judge me. My friends are making fun of me. They are calling me "interesting"...I don't care! I'll take that shit as a compliment! SHUT UP WHORES! i love you all even though you are whores. whores that love twilight. GAY. fuck an edward cullen.